Post by Hitsugaya Toushirou on Oct 21, 2005 21:20:44 GMT 7
Joke 1: -----> this wan parental guidance ( PG ) 
Ah Beng goes to a money changer in New York City with SGD$200 and walks out with US$80.
A few days later, he walks into the same money changer with SGD$200 and gets only US$75.
He asks the lady why he gets less money than before. The lady says "Fluctuations".
On hearing this, Ah Beng gets damn angry and storms out, before slamming the door, he turns around and says: "Fluc you Amelicans too!"
Note: not to misunderstood "Fluctuations" as "f--k you Asian!"
Joke 2:
One day, Ah Beng and Ah Lian go to a hawker
center.
Ah Lian notices the hygiene grades display at
every stall so she asks Ah Beng,
"Eh, "A, B, C, D" which one is better ah?"
Ah Beng stretches his head and says,
"Wah lau eh . . . so simplur . . . you donno meh?
Of course "C" and "D" better lah!
A and B stand for "Alamak", "Bo liao !" (no
ingredients).
C and D stand for "Cheap" and "Delicious" mah!"
Joke 3:Ah Beng went for a job interview as a
police inspector.
The officer asked Ah Beng, "What is 1 and 1?"
Ah Beng replied, "Aiya . . . so simplur . . .
eleven lah!"
The officer asked again, "Which two days of the
week start with the letter-T?"
Ah Beng replied, "alamak . . . so easy . . .
today and tomorrow lor!"
Satisfied with the answers, the officer asked,
"Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Ah Beng couldn't answer the question, so he
replied, "eh . . . don't know leh!"
The officer said, "Well, why don't you work on
that and come back when you have the answer?"
Ah Beng left happily and met Ah Lian who was
waiting to hear the results of the interview. "ho
say
liao ! First day on the job . . . I oreddy
working on a murder case!"
Joke 4:
Ah Beng was showing off his new Honda VTI sport
car to Ah Lian.
"Wa liao, lim peh's car faster than mata chia
leh! (Police car)"
Ah Lian was excited, so she jumped onto the
driver's seat, shifted the gear and stepped on
the
accelerator.
The car sped backwards and crashed into a
lamp-post.
"Wah piang eh, you siao char bor, what you do? "
screamed Ah Beng.
Ah Lian, "so-ree lah, pai sah lah . . . I tot
hor, "R" for racing mah!"
Ah Beng goes to a money changer in New York City with SGD$200 and walks out with US$80.
A few days later, he walks into the same money changer with SGD$200 and gets only US$75.
He asks the lady why he gets less money than before. The lady says "Fluctuations".
On hearing this, Ah Beng gets damn angry and storms out, before slamming the door, he turns around and says: "Fluc you Amelicans too!"
Note: not to misunderstood "Fluctuations" as "f--k you Asian!"
Joke 2:
One day, Ah Beng and Ah Lian go to a hawker
center.
Ah Lian notices the hygiene grades display at
every stall so she asks Ah Beng,
"Eh, "A, B, C, D" which one is better ah?"
Ah Beng stretches his head and says,
"Wah lau eh . . . so simplur . . . you donno meh?
Of course "C" and "D" better lah!
A and B stand for "Alamak", "Bo liao !" (no
ingredients).
C and D stand for "Cheap" and "Delicious" mah!"
Joke 3:Ah Beng went for a job interview as a
police inspector.
The officer asked Ah Beng, "What is 1 and 1?"
Ah Beng replied, "Aiya . . . so simplur . . .
eleven lah!"
The officer asked again, "Which two days of the
week start with the letter-T?"
Ah Beng replied, "alamak . . . so easy . . .
today and tomorrow lor!"
Satisfied with the answers, the officer asked,
"Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Ah Beng couldn't answer the question, so he
replied, "eh . . . don't know leh!"
The officer said, "Well, why don't you work on
that and come back when you have the answer?"
Ah Beng left happily and met Ah Lian who was
waiting to hear the results of the interview. "ho
say
liao ! First day on the job . . . I oreddy
working on a murder case!"
Joke 4:
Ah Beng was showing off his new Honda VTI sport
car to Ah Lian.
"Wa liao, lim peh's car faster than mata chia
leh! (Police car)"
Ah Lian was excited, so she jumped onto the
driver's seat, shifted the gear and stepped on
the
accelerator.
The car sped backwards and crashed into a
lamp-post.
"Wah piang eh, you siao char bor, what you do? "
screamed Ah Beng.
Ah Lian, "so-ree lah, pai sah lah . . . I tot
hor, "R" for racing mah!"
~~For The Peace For The 3Peacesoft
