Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Oct 5, 2005 11:19:45 GMT 7
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles
with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps
them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your
fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.
"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game
Warden.
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all
have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off
the bottom of the river."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were
horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no
law against it,"the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with
that, the Game Warden left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started
laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said
to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in
this river?!"
with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps
them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your
fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.
"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game
Warden.
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all
have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off
the bottom of the river."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were
horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no
law against it,"the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with
that, the Game Warden left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started
laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said
to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in
this river?!"
