Before Vs After Marriage

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

Before marriage. .
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. .
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married. .
You die I help you!

Before marriage. .
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . .
You go anywhere. . up to you.
Lagi lama married. . .
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like
Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or
not,
I'm
stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on
my
head, I
will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and
Fraser's
Hill
After wedding
Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill

Before wedding
He opens the car door
After wedding
He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding
She / he was your ideal
After wedding
She / he becomes your ordeal .

[smansa]

I think after anyone of us see this tread will afraid of marry.

hahahaha

SmanSa Is Da Best.

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

I don't think so, cos it's a truth but not all the case is like that also So those people will still think marriage is so sweet #hugging# btw it's juz for laugh ;D

[anonymous]

LOL... is marriage so bad?? there has been so many proverbs about marriage.. the famous one "marriage is a man's tomb".. LOL..

[smansa]

Hahaha... Why everybody still marry?

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

Cos it's only a 1 out of 10 case in the reality. So those who don't feel it that way will still marry and lead a happy life after marriage #giggle#